May 2013
bmoburns:
preteenager:
HOW DOES POPCORN EVEN DO THAT THING
HERE I SHOW YOU THE THING
oomshi:
britney spears a fish to feed her family
bemusedlybespectacled:
if you ever think mythology is boring or serious business or whatever shit
just remember that cerberus, the hell-hound and guard dog of the underworld, comes from the root indo-european word ḱerberos, which evolved into the greek word kerberos, which got changed to cerberus when it went from greek to latin
ḱerberos means “spotted”
that’s right
hades, lord of the dead,...
nbcemployee:
the uglier the snapchat, the closer the friendship
Watchcliterallysame:
this is my favorite video on this website
starllex:
A haiku:
Hey yo Ice Cream man!
Holy fucking shit wait up!!!!
Wow okay fuck you.
boywitch:
cosmicam-amor:
boywitch:
why people on the internetdo a shouting? small letter, small voice, small baby bird. thank u
What?
efferescent:
remember when a girl from my school wore a dress the same color as the green screen at prom
oh yes
her date did too
meladoodle:
my dad accidentally called me dad once
bluewhenskiesaregay:
when i find myself in times of trouble
the boys from fun. come to me
speaking words of wisdom
brandnewswastikas:
Put a pancake on a girl’s head when she’s asleep to keep her warm and safe.
collectyourhearts:
the difference between pizza and your opinion is that i asked for pizza
hipsterinatardis:
Naps are tricky because you either wake up refreshed and relaxed or you have a headache, dry throat, and are unaware of what year you’re in.
Watchjuilan:
basicallykaitlyn:
juilan:
this video is a look into my brain
What did I just watch
A look into my brain
mrscalypsojackson:
ameliafromafairytale:
ditch-able-prom-date:
thetableistryingtoeatme:
Shout out to all the religious kids who keep their beliefs to themselves in the middle of science class.
shout out also to the atheists who don’t shit on everyone else’s beliefs “because science”
shout out to all the people who understand that it’s possible to be religious and still believe in...
sealcat:
no literally never go out in public with me I will say “dog” every time I see a dog and I will say “hello” to every dog that I meet and if we’re having a conversation I will stop and point when a dog goes by
colorado-wannabe:
So in English class we had to draw a scene from The Great Gatsby. After the drawings were done the teacher was showing them to the class, and one drawing was a pic of Gatsby reaching towards at the green light, but in the drawing Gatsby didn’t have hands. So my teacher starts saying something like how this picture has hidden meaning and portrays the helplessness Gatsby feels,...
whorville:
Yes hello 911. I’m bored you wanna chill or some shit
butthurtbandboys:
[crawls out of your television] i think you forgot to like my selfie
spotifylistener:
when i have a kid i’m going to make his middle name “lazy” or something so that when ppl yell at him like “holy frick you’re so lazy” he can just be like “yeah well lazy’s my middle name” and swag the fuck outta there
college application: i did a thing once
