Robyn Sparkles

zomdi:

OKAY SO OUR FRIEND DESSY HAS A BLACKBERRY BUT IT CORRECTS AUTOMATICALLY EVERYTHING SHE SAYS AND ITS HTH E FCUKGIGN BEST THING EVER IM IN RTEARS

(Source: zdou)

iamonlydorb:

sucysucyfivedolla:

the inside of your butt is warm enough to hardboil an egg

oh no I’m not falling for this one again

dysenterygay:

i asked my italian grandfather if the rough parts of italy were called the spaghetto and look at me w/ so much shame 

earthnation:

deodrant:

deodrant:

what do u put in a toaster 

bread

this isnt even a joke

dystopiamachine:

dietnutella:

nohomocide:

accent marks and italics can make any word look beautiful

bonèr

Chlàmydîa

gęńìtãl thüñdērštørm

ostracizedpoodle:

favour1te:

ostracizedpoodle:

ive seen things 

how many things?

8

ghostkid:

girl are you the sun because i have a hard time looking at you directly and you make me sweat a lot

z1c:

being 20+ on tumblr